Fun prank to pull on your chums: Invite them over and tell them dinner will be spaghetti. When it’s time for dinner, serve instead a bowl of linguini. You will delight in their utter bewilderment!
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
i hate nights where i cant stop thinking and i get so off topic the last thing i remember before i sleep is something stupid like why there arent commercials for shoelaces
Friends who are 18 and in Chicago talk to me!
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles