*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch
- me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
I am a feminist. I’ve been female for a long time now. I’d be stupid not to be on my own side.
when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not ready