once you start making Phantom of the Opera jokes you know you’re past the point of no return
i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
When U feature Nicki Minaj on ya song and realize how borin ur verse sound in comparison
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.