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A Little Too Focused

bonerfart:

Fun prank to pull on your chums: Invite them over and tell them dinner will be spaghetti. When it’s time for dinner, serve instead a bowl of linguini. You will delight in their utter bewilderment!

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torchwoodsarchives:

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when September ends

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nowyoukno:

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awwww-cute:

She loves the crumpling noise these bags make

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expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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refreshes:

i hate nights where i cant stop thinking and i get so off topic the last thing i remember before i sleep is something stupid like why there arent commercials for shoelaces  

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Friends who are 18 and in Chicago talk to me!

fifidragon:

Tickle fest photo shoot feat. the person I’m most scared about leaving next year

fifidragon:

Thinking about leaving the kilbourn crew makes me anxious

Kilbourn crew till I die💖💖💖

fifidragon:

She pulled the prank of the century tbh

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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fifidragon:

Cool Tones with the best buds yesterday

Top: American Apparel Crop Top
Bottoms: Gap Navy velvet pants
Shoes: Doc Marten’s classic matte